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@  Jizz.dpF : (23 November 2017 - 08:50 PM)

neatza

@  Magicianu : (23 November 2017 - 08:19 PM)

bai

@  DANI.R3KT : (23 November 2017 - 08:09 PM)

sal

@  LIKI.C0D47 : (23 November 2017 - 07:59 PM)

Seara.

@  Enki : (23 November 2017 - 07:38 PM)

Sall

@  Jizz.dpF : (23 November 2017 - 06:35 PM)

ca si tine dani rekt :))

@  DANI.R3KT : (23 November 2017 - 04:59 PM)

mi se pare o prostie

@  DANI.R3KT : (23 November 2017 - 04:59 PM)

concursul suprematiei..

@  Jah. : (23 November 2017 - 04:44 PM)

TOTI DESIGNERII: Concursul suprematiei!:

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@  XJaymunX : (22 November 2017 - 03:10 PM)

@DANI.R3KT Asteptam sa raspunda si Qibeth dar na

@  Relu. : (22 November 2017 - 11:05 AM)

Un vot + argument

@  Enki : (22 November 2017 - 09:46 AM)

Chiar ca

@  Gavrilson : (21 November 2017 - 11:27 PM)

frumoasa tema

@  Jizz.dpF : (21 November 2017 - 08:51 PM)

neata

@  DANI.R3KT : (21 November 2017 - 04:18 PM)

sal

@  Relu. : (20 November 2017 - 06:02 PM)

Danut, ai vorbit cu Andrei despre cadou?

@  Relu. : (20 November 2017 - 06:00 PM)

Nuj mane, nu mi iese deloc..

@  DANI.R3KT : (20 November 2017 - 04:08 PM)

ce poza we

@  Jah. : (20 November 2017 - 02:43 PM)

Relu,designerii,cum merge cu poza pt profil facebook?

@  zeKa : (20 November 2017 - 12:13 PM)

salam branza si mustar

@  XJaymunX : (19 November 2017 - 07:39 PM)

Branza cu ceapa

@  Mihai. : (19 November 2017 - 07:38 PM)

Orez cu lapte

@  XJaymunX : (19 November 2017 - 06:52 PM)

sa puna muzica aia cand intrii intr-un topic care a facut el post se porneste imd muzica

@  XJaymunX : (19 November 2017 - 06:52 PM)

cu enki

@  Relu. : (19 November 2017 - 06:50 PM)

@XJaymunX Cu mine vorbesti?

@  XJaymunX : (19 November 2017 - 06:49 PM)

cum ai facut aia la semnatura adica na pot sa fac si eu asa dar sa pun ce muzica vreau?

@  XJaymunX : (19 November 2017 - 06:49 PM)

pai normal ca stiam ca tu esti al 4 lea la top 5 users =)))

@  Enki : (19 November 2017 - 06:32 PM)

Sunt RefleX44441 , ma mai sti man :) ?

@  Enki : (19 November 2017 - 06:31 PM)

?

@  XJaymunX : (19 November 2017 - 06:16 PM)

Enki

@  Jah. : (19 November 2017 - 05:52 PM)

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@  Jah. : (19 November 2017 - 05:52 PM)

.

@  Jah. : (19 November 2017 - 05:52 PM)

si un logo fain,gasiti ceva ce va inspira pe aici

@  Relu. : (19 November 2017 - 05:49 PM)

Adica o sa incerc...

@  Relu. : (19 November 2017 - 05:48 PM)

fac eu


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Vine Ion, acasa mort de beat.
Intra in camera la copil si-l intreaba:
– Mai copile, ia spune tu lu tata, in ce clasa esti tu?
– In a treia, ma tata, tu nu stii?
– No apai, tu stii sa scrii dupa dictare?
– Stiu tata, cum sa nu!
– No ia un caiet si scrie: Ardealul ii al nost’!
Ia copilul un caiet si scrie ce-i zice tatal.
– No mai scrie o data: Ardealul ii al nost’!
Mai scrie copilul o data.
Si tot asa pana umple tot caietul cu Ardealul ii al nost’.
Ion multumit se intoarce la birt.
Copilul plangand o suna pe maica-sa.
– Mama, mama, eu asa de beat nu l-am vazut pe tata in viata mea….
– Da’ ce-a patit dragul mamei? L-a adus politia acasa?
– Nu mama!
– Dar ce e cu el?… E in coma alcoolica?
– Nu mama!
– Dar despre ce e vorba????
– Se crede ungur!!!
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