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Vine Ion, acasa mort de beat.
Intra in camera la copil si-l intreaba:
– Mai copile, ia spune tu lu tata, in ce clasa esti tu?
– In a treia, ma tata, tu nu stii?
– No apai, tu stii sa scrii dupa dictare?
– Stiu tata, cum sa nu!
– No ia un caiet si scrie: Ardealul ii al nost’!
Ia copilul un caiet si scrie ce-i zice tatal.
– No mai scrie o data: Ardealul ii al nost’!
Mai scrie copilul o data.
Si tot asa pana umple tot caietul cu Ardealul ii al nost’.
Ion multumit se intoarce la birt.
Copilul plangand o suna pe maica-sa.
– Mama, mama, eu asa de beat nu l-am vazut pe tata in viata mea….
– Da’ ce-a patit dragul mamei? L-a adus politia acasa?
– Nu mama!
– Dar ce e cu el?… E in coma alcoolica?
– Nu mama!
– Dar despre ce e vorba????
– Se crede ungur!!!
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